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Umbilical Hernia


Category: Americana, Comedy, Fingerstyle Guitar



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Description: UMBILICAL HERNIA

VERSE1:
Put your belly in a bag
So you don't have to sag
Or the pain will surely nag
Cause gravity's a drag

If you have an umbilical hernia
Something will always be hurtin'
Put your belly in a bag

VERSE2:
Put your belly in a sack
So you don't get out of whack
You'll be taking up the slack
It might even help your back

So if you have an umbilical hernia
Advice Ive learned for ya -
Put your belly in a sack

BRIDGE:
You might be thinkin' this will fix itself
It ain't gonna happen, you need professional help

VERSE3:
Take your belly to a surgeon
For that thing that is emerging
With a tendency to burgeon
The matters gettin' urgent

So if you have an umbilical hernia
There's always something burnin' ya
Take it to the surgeon

BRIDGE:
You might be thinkin' it'll be alright
You think you're strong, but somethings wrong
When Inny goes to Outy overnight

INSTRUMENTAL VERSE:

VERSE3:
Put your belly in a belt
Until you can get some help
Cause the deal has been dealt
And it'll help reduce the welt

If you have an umbilical hernia
Your insides trying to get out
Put your belly in a belt.
Put your belly in a bag.
Put your belly in a sack.
Take your belly to a surgeon.

Submitted: September 9, 2017 6:32PM


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