Organic gardeners almost always "Plow to the End of the Row".
I'm guessing that "The Tomato Vendetta" by Mason Williams just wouldn't be appropriate..
but there is a really nice song (sung by a woman) about growing up tending a vegetable/tomato stand and learning about love and life and such.. anyone recall that one?
JoLynn--Are you thinking of something by Adrienne Young? She is very pro-farmer.
The Garden Song (Inch by Inch, row by row), by Dave Mallet AND
The Anti-Garden Song (slug by slug, weed by weed) by Eric Kilburn
You can't get too much more specific than these two.
"I Don't Eat Animals" by Melanie...always liked that one. More of a Vegan tune than a gardening one, but fun anyhow.
Folk Alley listeners are the best! Thanks for all the suggestions. Don't stop now....
Ilene
Of course, there's always "Call Any Vegetable" by the late Mr. F. Zappa. . .
Garrison Keillor's rendition of a wonderful song we all know...
Go to: http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/programs/2006/04/08/scripts/tulips.shtml
Tiptoe Through the Tulips
Saturday, April 8, 2006
Listen: http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media/player/phc/2006/04/08_phc?start=00:00:10:42.0&end=00:00:11:35.0
Tip toe to the window, by the window
By the peony, come
Tip toe thru the tulips with me
Tip toe from the chapel
Let us dabble neath the apple tree
And hide in the hyacinths with me
We'll throw ourselves on the ground,
Holler and roll all around
And if I rip off your parka
In the darkness, will you park with me
And jump thru the geraniums with me
Leap out of the window, to the garden
O my old sweet pea, come
Crawl through the crocuses with me
We'll get in my Chevy
And start necking heavily
And dive in the ivy with me
We will be dripping with sweat
Do things we'll later regret
If I howl and drool
Will you reject me so cruelly
Or tip tow thru the tulips with me
Or lie in the lilacs with me
There's another song about a tomato, at a tomato stand along the highway, which looked like Jesus or something, and people would come from far and wide and comment on how it did. A lady sings it and it's a perky song, and humorous as I recall..maybe this is that life and love song I was thinking about. It is a folk song, as I recall, and I've heard it in the past year.
Sorry - bad link above. Just Google Greg Brown and you'll be close.
Farm Fresh Onions by Robert Earl Keen.
Jay and Molly's version is good, I like Guy Clark's the best. (he wrote the song)
What about Bringing in the Sheaves and I'm a Lonely Little Petunia in an Onion Patch?
"Mares Eat Oats and Does Eat Oats and Little Lambs Eat Ivy" (a kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?)
(Lynn O, your last names brought that to memory! )
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Carl Martin wrote a lovely silly song called "The Barnyard Dance" that Steve Goodman used to sing:
The Vegetable Song (the Barnyard dance)
It was late one nite by the pale moonlight
all the vegetables gave a spree;
they put out a sign that said the dancing's at nine
and all the admission was free,
there was peas and greens and cabbage and beans
it was the biggest crowd you ever did see;
and when mister cucumber struck up that number
you should have heard those vegetables screams
Oh little turnip top was doin' the backwards flop
the cabbage is doin' the shimmy, she couldn't stop
the little red beet shook its feet
and the watermelon died of the cockeyed heat;
little tomato, agitator, shook the shimmy with the sweet potato
and old man garlic dropped dead of the colic
down at the barnyard dance
late this morning.
down at the barnyard dance.
(instrumental bridge)
Oh little turnip top was doin' the backwards flop
the cabbage is doin' the shimmy, she couldn't stop
the little red beet shook its feet
and the watermelon died of the cockeyed heat;
little tomato, agitator, shook the shimmy with the sweet potato
and old man garlic dropped dead of the colic
down at the barnyard dance
late this morning.
down at the barnyard...
late this morning.
down at the barnyard dance.
I also love Stan Rogers' "Field Behind the Plow":
Watch the field behind the plow turn to straight, dark rows
Feel the trickle in your clothes, blow the dust cake from your nose
Hear the tractor's steady roar, Oh you can't stop now
There's a quarter section more or less to go
And it figures that the rain keeps its own sweet time
You can watch it come for miles, but you guess you've got a while
So ease the throttle out a hair, every rod's a gain
And there's victory in every quarter mile
Poor old Kuzyk down the road
The heartache, hail and hoppers brought him down
He gave it up and went to town
And Emmett Pierce the other day
Took a heart attack and died at forty two
You could see it coming on 'cause he worked as hard as you
In an hour, maybe more, you'll be wet clear through
The air is cooler now, pull you hat brim further down
And watch the field behind the plow turn to straight dark rows
Put another season's promise in the ground
And if the harvest's any good
The money just might cover all the loans
You've mortgaged all you own
Buy the kids a winter coat
Take the wife back east for Christmas if you can
All summer she hangs on when you're so tied to the land
For the good times come and go, but at least there's rain
So this won't be barren ground when September rolls around
So watch the field behind the plow turn to straight dark rows
Put another season's promise in the ground
Watch the field behind the plow turn to straight dark rows
Put another season's promise in the ground
Tomato Pudding by Jeff Daniels
Try this one: Stephanie Davis sings her "Harvest Blues." I heard it on 03 Nov on 'Prairie Home Companion' and its both true (of all of us gardeners) and a great story at the same time. As one who can't wait until the first catalogs of December come rolling in for next spring's plants, a song or two always help me rationalize my addiction to my gardening.
good luck,
Oh, man. If our song pages could only display lyrics this nicely!
C'mon, Mr. or Ms. Folk Alley Programmer! Please code in just a LF instead of LF+CR. You know what I'm talking about. I can't stand seeing my lyrics double spaced any more. My workaround has been to eliminate carriage returns after lines within stanzas. Not elegant but it makes me not look like a clumsy idiot.
Thanks, Ann, for getting back to me on the above "presentation" issue. I am glad you forwarded my comment to the IT staff. It is vital to me as a poet and lyricist that lines be nicely formatted. Now just imagine if our songs played out double-spaced!
She's
my
little
potato
all
buttered
up
Many years ago on the weekend WKSU folk music show, Jim Blum would play Malcolm Dalglish, Grey Larsen and Pete Sutherland's terrific recording of "Gardening," written by Dillon Bustin. Perhaps he could put it on the Folk Alley Playlist for you.
JUST heard this Live from Guy Clark (and Verlon Thompson) at the best little folk music festival ever - THE RICE FESTIVAL in Fischer, Texas less than a dozen hours ago! It covers both gardening, culinary delights, and recycling in one great little ditty.
****
Home Grown Tomatoes - Guy Clark
Ain't nothin' in the world that I like better
Than bacon & lettuce & homegrown tomatoes
Up in the mornin' out in the garden
Get you a ripe one don't get a hard one
Plant `em in the spring eat `em in the summer
All winter with out `em's a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin' & diggin'
Every time I go out & pick me a big one
Homegrown tomatoes homegrown tomatoes
What'd life be without homegrown tomatoes
Only two things that money can't buy
That's true love & homegrown tomatoes
You can go out to eat & that's for sure
But it's nothin' a homegrown tomato won't cure
Put `em in a salad, put `em in a stew
You can make your very own tomato juice
Eat `em with eggs, eat `em with gravy
Eat `em with beans, pinto or navy
Put `em on the site put `em in the middle
Put a homegrown tomato on a hotcake griddle
If I's to change this life I lead
I'd be Johnny Tomato Seed
`Cause I know what this country needs
Homegrown tomatoes in every yard you see
When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cemetery
Out in the garden would be much better
I could be pushin' up homegrown tomatoes
As a Chicagoan I felt compelled to offer this one:
THE EGGPLANT THAT ATE CHICAGO
(Norman Greenbaum)
Dr. West's Medicine Show & Junk Band
You'd better watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago,
For he may eat your city soon.
You'd better watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago,
If he's still hungry, the whole country's doomed.
He came from outer space, lookin' for somethin' to eat.
He landed in Chicago. He thought Chicago was a treat.
(It was sweet, it was just like suger)
You'd better watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago,
For he may eat your city soon (wacka-do, wacka-do, wacka-do)
You'd better watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago,
If he's still hungry, the whole country's doomed.
kazoo solo
He came from outer space, lookin' for somethin' to eat.
He landed in Chicago. He thought Chicago was a treat.
(It was sweet, it was just like suger)
You'd better watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago,
For he may eat your city soon (wacka-do, wacka-do, wacka-do)
You'd better watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago,
If he's still hungry, the whole country's doomed ("it's in trouble!")
If he's still hungry, the whole country's doomed
Always loved a good "wacka-do" song!
Also, "A place called England" by June Tabor on A Quiet Eye (1999)
And A proper sort of Gardener. Maggie Holland 1992
Lest anyone forget - "Hang On Little Tomato" by Thomas Lauderdale and performed by Pink Martini.
Hang On Little Tomato
The sun has left and forgotten me
It's dark, I cannot see
Why does this rain pour down
I'm gonna drown
In a sea
Of deep confusion
Somebody told me, I don't know who
Whenever you are sad and blue
And you're feelin' all alone and left behind
Just take a look inside and you will find
You gotta hold on, hold on through the night
Hang on, things will be all right
Even when it's dark
And not a bit of sparkling
Sing-song sunshine from above
Spreading rays of sunny love
Just hang on, hang on to the vine
Stay on, soon you'll be divine
If you start to cry, look up to the sky
Something's coming up ahead
To turn your tears to dew instead
And so I hold on to his advice
When change is hard and not so nice
You listen to your heart the whole night through
Your sunny someday will come one day soon to you
I'm looking for the lyrics to Dillon Bustin's song "Gardening"
Help?
Here you go -- courtesy of the author's website, at http://www.dillonbustin.net
Gardening
By Dillon Bustin
Recorded by Malcolm Dalglish, Grey Larsen and Pete Sutherland on "Root Crops & Ground Cover," cassette release circa late 1970s
oh my friends it's springtime again
buds are swelling of every limb
the peepers do call small birds do sing
and my thoughts return to gardening
gardening is a very fine art
bear well in mind before you start
lay up your ax your saw blade also
and take down you spade
your rake and your hoe
polish your hoe
till the blade it does shine
likewise your rake and sharpen each tine
dress up your spade
with a light coat of oil
then you are ready to prepare your soil
prepare your soil with a good free will
bear well in mind what you may till
some compost and lime
are all that you need
then you are ready to plant your seed
plant your seed but none too soon
bear well in mind the phase of the moon
set out the fruit the roots and the grain
and hop it all sprouts
in the cool early rain
if the cool early rain don't drown you out
the first hot spell will bring on the drought
the midsummer sun is hotter than hell
mulch down your rows
and you water them well
water them well and then them also
beware of weeds and beetles and crows
if you work every day then little is lost
just hope it all ripens
before the first frost
the first frost will come as sure as sin
then you must hasten to gather it in
by cartloads and bushels
by pecks and quarts
your harvest of fruit
and grain of all sorts
all sorts of peaches and apples and sheat
oats and rye and strawberries sweet
squashes and melons with colorful rinds
your harvest of vegetable
roots of all kinds
all kinds of turnips and carrots and beets
potatoes tomatoes and strong smelling leeks
cabbage and coan the beans and the hay
then you must carefully store it away
away in the cellars and lofts and bins
make cider and kraut pickles and gin
if you do idt all well
then you'll not go wrong
you will have plenty all winter long
all winter long while the cold winds blow
take down your saw and wood cutting go
if you're well fed and warm
be well content then
till warm weather comes
and you say to your friends
oh my friends it's springtime again
buds are swelling on every limb
the peepers do call small birds do sing
and my thoughts return to gardening
whoops, typo at the start of the 7th verse, above. I think it should be:
water them well and thin them also
also it's wheat in the 9th verse, and corn in the 11th verse (just sang it through!)
CORRECTED LYRICS TO GARDENING
By Dillon Bustin
Now well and truly corrected by the author, here are the lyrics to Gardening as they appeared on the original liner notes:
oh my friends it's springtime again
buds are swelling on every limb
the peepers do call small birds do sing
and my thoughts return to gardening
gardening is a very fine art
bear well in mind before you start
lay up your ax your saw blade also
and take down your spade your rake and your hoe
polish your hoe till the blade it does shine
likewise your rake and sharpen each tine
dress up your spade with a light coat of oil
then you are ready to prepare your soil
prepare your soil with a good free will
bear well in mind what you may till
some compost and lime are all that you need
then you are ready to plant your seed
plant your seed but none too soon
bear well in mind the phase of the moon
set out the fruit the roots and the grain
and hope it all sprouts in the cool early rain
if the cool early rain don't drown you out
the first hot spell will bring on a drought
the midsummer sun is hotter than hell
mulch down your rows and you water them well
water them well and thin them also
beware of weeds and beetles and crows
if you work every day then little is lost
just hope it all ripens before the first frost
the first frost will come as sure as sin
then you must hasten to gather it in
by cartloads and bushels by pecks and quarts
your harvest of fruit and grain of all sorts
all sorts of peaches and apples and wheat
oats and rye and strawberries sweet
squashes and melons with colorful rinds
your harvest of vegetable roots of all kinds
all kinds of turnips and carrots and beets
potatoes tomatoes and strong smelling leeks
cabbage and corn the beans and the hay
then you must carefully store it away
away in the cellars and lofts and bins
make cider and kraut pickles and gin
if you do it all well then you'll not go wrong
you will have plenty all winter long
all winter long while the cold winds blow
take down your saw and wood cutting go
if you're well fed and warm be well content then
till warm weather comes and you say to your friends
oh my friends it's springtime again
buds are swelling on every limb
the peepers do call small birds do sing
and my thoughts return to gardening
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